“The fourth manuscript says that we are the children of our parents, meaning that we get attributes from both,” said Father Spumoni. “For example,, my father was a fisherman and my mother worked in a china shop. I like to paint picture of sardines on teacups.”

Another priest said, “My father was a barber and my mother was a movie projectionist. I like to slather myself with shaving cream and pretend I’m Errol Flynn.”